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		<title>Expansion Completed</title>
		<link>http://forums.crimsontempest.net/topic/22155-expansion-completed/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Brell's Audience, and every event in Convorteum has been defeated. Huge update in the following weeks. <br />
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 03:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Underfoot: Midway Style...</title>
		<link>http://forums.crimsontempest.net/topic/21984-underfoot-midway-style/</link>
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<span class='bbc_center'><div style="margin: 2px; padding: 5px; border: 2px dashed #cc0000;">Lets start off with our Recruitment  Needs shall we?<br />
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We are in the market for some high DPS  classes and more.  Please Refer to <a href='http://forums.crimsontempest.net/topic/13049-current-recruitment-needs/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>Recruitment  Needs</a>.<br />
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Contact: <a href='http://forums.crimsontempest.net/user/83-headboss/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>Headboss</a>, <a href='http://forums.crimsontempest.net/user/1481-subucnimorning/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>Subucnimorning</a>, <a href='http://forums.crimsontempest.net/user/1582-deadbroke/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>Deadbroke</a>, <a href='http://forums.crimsontempest.net/user/1479-slafani/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>Slafani</a>, <a href='http://forums.crimsontempest.net/user/1539-joraca/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>Joraca</a> or <a href='http://forums.crimsontempest.net/user/1629-breaknek/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>Breaknek</a> </div></span><br />
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Anyways let the Arcade fest begin...<br />
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Hi everyone, we  been raiding away, gunning down, hacking and slashing, bashing  and  pounding our heads against the walls, and fingers on the keyboards,  but guess what it worked! We finally defeated some of the hardest  events in Norrath. It took a lot of teamwork, strategy and  was loads of  fun . Once we saw the  bodies fall and the exalted victory cries echoed through guild chat, It was worth it.  That being said, we are proud to present to you the Underfoot  Midway arcade!<br />
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To follow up our update here is a nursery rhyme..<br />
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<em class='bbc'>So  Aakla was in aakla skittle patch one day cause aakla armor was  getting  dull and aakla needed pretty colors to make aakla armor bright  again.  then aakla saw headboss and him other friends in the guild show  up.  aakla was happy cause dem was gonna help aakla farm aakla skittle  patch. But but dem started to kick aakla shrooms and break  stuff. aakla  was like "no no what is joo doing?" *sniffle* dem just  started laughing and dem set aakla skittle patch on fire. aakla thought  it couldnt get any worse, but den aakla friend Crawly the Beetle  showed up for him  daily cookie and milkbox. Headboss ran at Crawly and  started to hack his  legs off. aakla was like "no no him just wanted a  cookie, hug him not lop him legs off." <img src='http://forums.crimsontempest.net/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' /> dem destroyed aakla skittle patch and  smooshed aakla pal crawly. *wipes his eyes* him just wanted a cookie.</em><br />
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<span style='font-size: 17px;'>Anyways....</span><br />
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<span class='bbc_underline'><span style='font-size: 17px;'><strong class='bbc'>A Cunning Plan </strong></span></span><br />
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First up Mephit  Invaders aka Lichen Creep, where all you do is kill  mephits. Is so easy a guild full of cavemen can do it. That is if  cavemen had computers and knew about mephits and what their weakness was. Unfortunately we  are not cavemen, instead we are all Ivy league  educated scholars who  play Everquest so we can tie into the "raid  Matrix". To beat Mephit Invaders we played so well we felt like we were in "bullet time". After the win we switched to actual bullet time as we made a beeline to the treasure chest.<br />
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Once we fixed the fire button, this event fell within the night.  We  racked up a solid score of 75,860.  Here is a  picture of the event on  level 6.  I'm still not to sure what a mephit  is, but they look a lot  like Space Invaders aliens<br />
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<span class='bbc_underline'><span style='font-size: 17px;'><strong class='bbc'>Trial of Deconstruction</strong></span></span><br />
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Next  up, server-wide first Brells Temple 1, which is strikingly similar  to  pacman). That is if Pacman only had two levels and started  superbad  mode. We  first started learning this raid months ago, were a  lot of us  wondering if this raid was ever going to be winnable.  Suddenly, after a  few changes to the raid  and to our strategies, we saw  that we COULD win  after all. We knew we all needed to play perfectly  together, so we all  TRIED to synchronize our watchesJames Bond style,  but only 2 guild  members still had watches, and they were too busy  eating jello while  cleaning dentures to find the actual watch, so instead we synchronized  I-phones. With all of us executing together,  the raid was almost ballet  like as we glided to and fro. Was no ballet  Tutu's for the win though,  but fantastic loots instead, which did  disappoint one guild member who  would have preferred the Tutu.  Is always nice to have a server first,  this raid victory was  especially sweet because everyone had to be sharp  and is a true total play  together guild win.                      				<br />
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It took  $32.50 to pull out the server-wide first here. I'll explain the  event  run down for you.  As you can see this is the 2nd maze.  The  2nd  player controls Ms. Pac-Man on the easier side where you turn in  some  random fruits and berries, and what ever other junk pops out of  the box;  don't worry if you can't  figure it out, it's not like they are  on the  same lore group.  Down on the Cliknar side if those power  pellets  actually did anything it would make this side about 0% easier  because  they apparently won't turn the Cliknars into delicious blue  ghost  Cliknars.  <br />
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You just have to bring the beats. And of course  starting the correct trial helps....<br />
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<span class='bbc_underline'><span style='font-size: 17px;'><strong class='bbc'>The Fungal Corruption</strong></span></span><br />
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Everyone's favorite event so far this expansion is "The Fungal Corruption".  You can tell by the number of quarters we have spent on learning how to beat  this event.  This is by far the buggiest event in Underfoot so  far.  Once you get down to it, there is one basic strategy on level 3. FIRE ZE MISSILES!<br />
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<span style='font-size: 36px;'>"at  25 cents a wipe, that makes $135.75"</span><br />
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Which of course is exactly what we did.  <br />
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<strong class='bbc'><em class='bbc'><span style='font-size: 26px;'>Until  Next Time.....</span></em></strong><br />
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<div style="display: table; margin: 2px; padding: 5px; border: 2px dashed #cc0000;"> <strong class='bbc'>Special Thanks to: Subucnimorning, Zoycite (For  the  creative images  and dialogue), Pegier, Aakla, Jaella and others for  submitting quotes and screen shots.</strong> </div><br />
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 16:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tier 7/8  Event Down</title>
		<link>http://forums.crimsontempest.net/topic/21899-tier-78-event-down/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[More to come soon....<br />
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A Cunning Plan Defeated<br />
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BONUS UPDATE SOON, once more raids are down! <br />
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PS: We got some real surprising quotes and screenshots from yours truly...<br />
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 08:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
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