Congrats all of Crimson Tempest on our greatest achievement as a guild, finishing second server wide with no beta information was quite an impressive feat, hats off to you CT /Golf Clap
What's that you say? What did it take to get there? Let me tell you....First!
FIRE!!!
There was a Fire Dragon here but we made him raid Mansion with us on a 1 night near clear and he shot himself because he said he didn't want to raid Demiplane again. =(
Next!
We headed to earth wing to see what was up, we encountered buggy content! NO FUCKING WAY!
About 100 of these guys spawned it was fun, yet after refining our strat to work around SonyBug_93130 we made him rubble
Then we encountered the Earth Dragon, which proved to be a hurdle someone with no legs could leap! Took 2 attempts to get this joke down.
EARTH!!!
After that we put on our fuzzy slippers and coats and headed to Ice wing, which also proved to be disappointing in difficulty, only took 2 days to down this, but proved to be challenging because instead of a dragon we had to fight the master of Ice Himself
After a series of complicated Ninja turtle ballads and a complicated summoning of MC Hammer to inflict Spell: Breath of Washed Up Broke Nobodies! We did what the rest of the world did so long ago, nodded our heads and walked away dissatisfied.
Just kidding! Here he is....
ICE!!!
(Water)
Finally on to the last wing, the infamous air wing.
This proved to be the hardest of all the dragons but still only took us 10 attempts to down this guy. Man this guy was gayer than the time Gabool stuck a lollipop up his ass and knew the flavor....
AIR!!!
(Wind)
Once the last wing dragon was dispatched of we saw the light at the end of the tunnel. We were headed for Kera when he ran and cried and asked his mommy to save him!
Sadly the bitch was a bigger joke than her kids....
Well that's the story of how we came to be number 2 serverwide, again I would like to thank all the members of CT that have helped make us what we are today, a power house, very proud of you all.
OH and a special thanks to the devs for the expansion Zajeer.....errr wait no oh! Special thanks to Rashere......er no damn it, fuck who runs this damn game anymore? Well whoever it is thanks for the 7 months of farms and this next expansion taking a year long better be the best damn expansion yet. Don't disappoint us....again...
Sweet Nothings
Ende is a fucking Oracle....
Two Pepsis and he actually spends DKP!!!!!
A drink that Gabool introduced to the clerics and they all caught on quite quickly, he likes them stiff, hold the rocks =X
Tidal once tried to plant shit in Crystallos and it grew into the SoF Gyro Core system....
Hey, at least he's honest....
Headboss tells the raid "wtf"
Headboss tells the raid "........"
Headboss tells the raid "next tank"
All that buffness ...... sigh
Better question why you talking to Richard Simons on the phone?
Wow....
Self Explanatory
IS ANYONE THIS HAPPY =)=)=)=)=)
He taunts us while we kill him........
He did it too....
Not many can Shukke not many can....
That's just ....... yeaaaaa
He does this before every raid.... Makes him a champion!
EQplayers at a peak. I'm glad I paid for their services...
Wow...
Last but not least, HEART, which of course is our guild members (planeteers). Without them we could not have accomplished all of this. With our powers combined.....never mind. GO PLANET!
That's it for this update ladies and gents tune in frequently for our recruitment needs and possible SoF Video/Future updates.
Till next time, I leave you with these words of wisdom from our fearless staunch leader....
Moment of Zen
Darkrah
The Apostolic Alcoholic
Edited by Headboss, 18 April 2008 - 01:40 AM.
